Colour Matching or Blocking? You Need to Find Out

Team colour blockers, cockroach brown and onion purple, we know you o😂 I get una time today!!!!

Before I leave talk, talk another talk, how are you doing? over here, I’m not too fine o, dollar rates are skyrocketing anyhow and you people are still making beg you to buy shoes; is it fair????

Oya to the topic of today, I know it’s the new trend now that we mix and match colours, everybody is trying to explore new combinations and honestly, I love it. But you see, what I don’t seem to understand is the kind of colours people are matching together o.

So ehn, you see we, that are “the stylish people”, we have to stand out, and here’s how.

  1. The days of combining BROWN and BLACK are over o: I get, they go with almost any colour but you sef look at it, can’t you see that it makes your dressing look too dull? a lighter shade of brown could work but you see that coffee brown skirt and black top you are about to wear, drop it!
  2. GRAY and BROWN: no pls, pls o, I say NO!
  3. NAVY-BLUE and BLACK- refer to item 1 above.
  4. RED and GREEN- except it’s Christmas or you are trying to look like Santa, pls no.
  5. PURPLE and YELLOW: before the owambe people come for me, it’s not completely terrible but it’s not good either. Both colours are quite bright you know?
  6. RED and ORANGE: this one no need plenty talk, you try it, I find you and we fight.
  7. GREEN and PINK: except you are cuppy or you are trying to look funny, abeg no biko.

I’m done here for now and I hope this works for you. If you have contrary opinions or contribution, pls drop a comment.

Thank you